Photo 20 May 2,787 notes makin my way downtown…

makin my way downtown…

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Photo 20 May 21,758 notes 0riginality-over-swag:

Best way to capture a male specimens soul. 

0riginality-over-swag:

Best way to capture a male specimens soul. 

(Source: periodandbonerstories)

Text 20 May 12,369 notes

kanyewesticle:

The only talent I have is boobs

Photo 20 May 37,643 notes YES.

YES.

Video 20 May 274,532 notes

liddo-cait:

i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls

it is fantastic

(Source: lickettysplitt)

Photo 20 May 793 notes
via Bunny Food.
Photo 20 May 444,252 notes wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies)

Video 19 May 31,451 notes

[x]

(Source: dailyanimals)

Photo 19 May 9,979 notes muslimmilf:

fresh homosexuals landing on planet earth

muslimmilf:

fresh homosexuals landing on planet earth

(Source: llll----llll----llll)

Video 19 May 74 notes

(Source: empiregrotesk)


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