what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
math problem: if i have 6 oatmeal raisin cookies how pissed off am i that they’re not chocolate chip
The limit does not exist
A megalodon tooth stuck in a whale vertebrae.
this is the most badass fossil in existence
there are bad churches and then there are badass churches
We’re rightfully terrified right now.
"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!